The Community of XKI Dispatch Center is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Valentian Elysium with a fair hand, and notable for its burgeoning ostrich ghoul population. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.709 billion Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taco Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Islandic economy, worth 404 trillion tacoes a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,522 tacoes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of XKI Dispatch Center has been announced as the new Head of State, and XKI Dispatch Center recently decided against having a capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. XKI Dispatch Center's national animal is the ostrich ghoul and its national religion is Tilapia-ism.

XKI Dispatch Center is ranked 246,905^th in the world and 781^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.91 law-abiding acts per hour.