The Republic of Xfzjf is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.681 billion Xfzjfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xfzjfian economy, worth 429 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,583 xzjfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xfzjf's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xfzjf is ranked 317,650^th in the world and 578^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.