The Republic of Xfxfj is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.691 billion Xfxfjians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xfxfjian economy, worth 450 trillion xjzfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,113 xjzfs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,622 per year while the poor average 34,089, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xfxfj's national animal is the xjzf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xfxfj is ranked 22,567^th in the world and 2,234^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.