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Long live the Empire!
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 554thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 631st
The Galactic Sith Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xemnarius

Population31.882 billion

CapitalZanarkand City
LeaderDarth Xemnarius
FaithThe Sith Code

CurrencyZanarkand Credit
AnimalDragon

The Galactic Sith Empire of Xemnarius is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Xemnarius with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.882 billion Xemnariusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanarkand City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Xemnariusian economy, worth a remarkable 7,997 trillion Zanarkand Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 250,861 Zanarkand Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the nation's smallest Dragonball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and the Dragon stadiums are open 24/7. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xemnarius's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Sith Code.

Xemnarius is ranked 146,813th in the world and 1st in Zanarkand for Most Stationary, with 176.9824561756 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 554thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 631stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 938thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,009thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,031stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,191stHighest Economic Output: 1,395thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,588thMost Avoided: 1,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,622ndMost Devout: 1,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,368thMost Developed: 2,622ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,166thLargest Populations: 3,581stLargest Mining Sector: 4,166thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,705thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,540thLargest Retail Industry: 7,929thLargest Black Market: 9,528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,668thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,420thMost Armed: 17,388thLowest Crime Rates: 17,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,955thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,645th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, the Dragon stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, the nation's smallest Dragonball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, the face of Darth Xemnarius is a permanent feature of the Zanarkand City skyline.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Xemnarius, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.

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