NationStates : 🐈💰🌳 Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
Highest Crime Rates: 775thMost Armed: 1,090thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,200th
The Banished SYNᱹ of
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Population1.726 billion

CapitalKys B'Hang💋City of Beasts
LeaderImmortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
FaithBacchic Mysteries

Animalpainted cow

The Banished SYNᱹ of Xemja is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.726 billion synths sapiens and zoanthropes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kys B'Hang💋City of Beasts. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Freebooter economy, worth 323 trillion ฿are฿acks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,538 ฿are฿acks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and painted cows are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xemja's national animal is the painted cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bacchic Mysteries.

Xemja is ranked 69,149th in the world and 804th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,922.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 775thMost Armed: 1,090thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,200thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,314thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,329thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,036thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,005thMost Influential: 3,779thNudest: 4,300thFattest Citizens: 4,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,088thLargest Retail Industry: 5,614thRudest Citizens: 5,794thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,934thLargest Black Market: 6,827thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,077thHighest Average Incomes: 7,507thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,078thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,489thMost Cultured: 9,509thMost Inclusive: 9,536thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,238thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,135thMost Secular: 16,434thHighest Drug Use: 16,476th
Highest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionNudest: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionRudest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 101st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Cultured: 160th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Inclusive: 192nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 199th in the region

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