Population | 13.173 billion |
Capital | Juhaskur |
Leader | Arsen Zannis |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Denier |
Animal | Cow |
The Dominion of Xeislas is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arsen Zannis with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.173 billion Xeislasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhaskur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Xeislasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Deniers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,213 Deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,854 per year while the poor average 36,371, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and the government spends billions to protect Xeislas from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeislas's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.
Xeislas is ranked 255,523rd in the world and 1,223rd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 16.8474197732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xeislas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Xeislas's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Xeislas, the government spends billions to protect Xeislas from a disaster that is one in a million.
- : Following new legislation in Xeislas, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Xeislas, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
- : Following new legislation in Xeislas, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
- : Following new legislation in Xeislas, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
- : Xeislas relocated from The Rejected Realms to Europe.
- : Xeislas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Xeislas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.