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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th
The Soul-Crushing Factories of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Truckler
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Wulfhelm

Population45.662 billion

CapitalLothangross
LeaderMargrave Luther
FaithNeo Lutheran

CurrencyMark
AnimalWild Boar

The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Margrave Luther with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.662 billion Wulfens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lothangross. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wulfhelmian economy, worth an astonishing 38,571 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 844,727 Marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,913,472 per year while the poor average 7,582, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, and citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wulfhelm's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo Lutheran.

Wulfhelm is ranked 41st in the world and 2nd in The Vast for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 23,469.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Efficient Economies: 18thHighest Economic Output: 20thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndLargest Insurance Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46thLargest Gambling Industry: 46thMost Avoided: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thLargest Agricultural Sector: 80thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Mining Sector: 88thFattest Citizens: 93rdLargest Populations: 101stMost Armed: 104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 309thMost Corrupt Governments: 403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 498thLargest Retail Industry: 655thHighest Crime Rates: 863rdRudest Citizens: 881stSmartest Citizens: 893rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,487thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,099thLargest Governments: 2,339thTop
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Nudest: 4,679thMost Cultured: 8,663rdLargest Black Market: 10,375thMost Stationary: 11,362ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,486thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,009thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,469thMost Pro-Market: 25,774th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wulfhelm's influence in The Vast rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : The Empire of Treznor was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Wulfhelm, killing 19 million zombies.
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Wulfhelm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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