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Shaolin!
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248thNudest: 409th
The Tang Clan of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Wu

Population18.995 billion

CapitalShaolin City
LeaderRZA
FaithWU

CurrencyCREAM
AnimalKillah bee

The Tang Clan of Wu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by RZA with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.995 billion Wu are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shaolin City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wu economy, worth a remarkable 3,042 trillion CREAMS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 160,176 CREAMS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,481,833 per year while the poor average 1,677, a ratio of 883 to 1.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wu's national animal is the Killah bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WU.

Wu is ranked 1,656th in the world and 12th in Eladen for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 16,228.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248thNudest: 409thHighest Crime Rates: 558thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 900thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,099thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,139thMost Armed: 1,244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,262ndMost Avoided: 1,285thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,405thFattest Citizens: 1,582ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,656thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,741stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,358thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,557thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,921stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,244thHighest Economic Output: 5,686thLargest Retail Industry: 6,445thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,049thLargest Mining Sector: 12,901stLargest Populations: 12,988thHighest Average Incomes: 13,254thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,918th
Top
5%
Nudest: 1st in the region

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  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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