The Sleepy-Head Grand Admiral of Writinglegend is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Gleg with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.185 billion Writinglegends are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Writinglegend City. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Writinglegendian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 138,123 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and President Gleg lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Writinglegend's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whovianism.

Writinglegend is ranked 21,698^th in the world and 105^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 9.19 billion Capita.