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Skin on skin, let the love begin
Nudest: 6,535thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,992ndMost Stationary: 11,412th
The Watchfires of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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WP-1

Population11.029 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDeath's-head hawkmoth

The Watchfires of WP-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.029 billion WP-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The strong WP-1ian economy, worth 680 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,727 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scorched earth tactics have left many a noble estate in smoldering ruins, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WP-1's national animal is the Death's-head hawkmoth.

WP-1 is ranked 236,139th in the world and 1st in Wonderful Paradise for Smartest Citizens, with 14.3 quips per hour.

Top
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Nudest: 6,535thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,992ndMost Stationary: 11,412thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 17,725thMost Conservative: 18,623rdMost Rebellious Youth: 21,875th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, scorched earth tactics have left many a noble estate in smoldering ruins.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, WP-1 has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in WP-1, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.

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