Population | 9.028 billion |
Currency | honey |
Animal | bee larvae |
The Colony of Worker bee 5 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.028 billion Worker bee 5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.
The all-consuming Worker bee 5ian economy, worth 934 trillion honeys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,531 honeys, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,227 per year while the poor average 15,681, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.
Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worker bee 5's national animal is the bee larvae.
Worker bee 5 is ranked 127,666th in the world and 15th in Bee hive for Most Stationary, with 264.3194141688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog".
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Worker bee 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Worker bee 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 5, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.