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A floating, fuzzy furball
Highest Drug Use: 2,748thMost Primitive: 6,103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,806th
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Left-wing Utopia
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Woolly Hippopotamus

Population311 million

CapitalHippodrome

Currencyfur buck
AnimalRiver Horse

The Matriarchy of Woolly Hippopotamus is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 311 million Woolly Hippopotami are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hippodrome. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Woolly economy, worth 6.00 trillion fur bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,303 fur bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Woolly Hippopotamus recently decided against having a capital city, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolly Hippopotamus's national animal is the River Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolly Hippopotamus is ranked 151,013th in the world and 26th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 61.17567612532 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 2,748thMost Primitive: 6,103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,806thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,052ndNicest Citizens: 17,711thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,031stBest Weather: 19,797thMost Politically Free: 22,325thLeast Corrupt Governments: 22,874thMost Devout: 23,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,175th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woolly Hippopotamus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Woolly Hippopotamus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Hippopotamus, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Hippopotamus, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Hippopotamus, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Woolly Hippopotamus changed its national capital to "Hippodrome".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Hippopotamus, Woolly Hippopotamus recently decided against having a capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Hippopotamus, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Hippopotamus, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Hippopotamus, ritual mummification is making a comeback.

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