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Largest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndLargest Black Market: 59th
The Academic Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Woollevia

Population33.546 billion

CapitalWoolham
LeaderHis Royal Swellness
FaithOur Lady of the Red Ball

Currencylugnut
Animalkraken

The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.546 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 22,773 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 678,883 lugnuts, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 80th in the world and 2nd in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 18,952.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndLargest Black Market: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 77thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98thHighest Economic Output: 107thHighest Average Incomes: 135thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146thMost Corrupt Governments: 173rdMost Avoided: 277thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 287thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 360thMost Armed: 456thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 518thFattest Citizens: 666thLargest Agricultural Sector: 964thLargest Governments: 1,003rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,062ndMost Patriotic: 1,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,079thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,569thMost Conservative: 2,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,366thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,534thLargest Populations: 3,547thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,288thLowest Crime Rates: 4,817thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,863rdNudest: 6,211thMost Primitive: 6,248thLargest Retail Industry: 8,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,674thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,534thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,035thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,258thMost Devout: 32,254thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33,154th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Conservative: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 258th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 280th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 287th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 320th in the regionNudest: 327th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437th in the regionMost Primitive: 476th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 497th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 806th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 911th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 932nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,074th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,499th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woollevia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : Woollevia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, new research always seems to support government initiatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, smart fridges sing the praises of Our Lady of the Red Ball for fear of being iced.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a kraken's head in their bed.

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