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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 19th
The Glorious Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Shoeshiner
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Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Woolitania

Population35.882 billion

CapitalWoolitania City
LeaderWooShell
FaithCult of the Three Winds

Currencywoolian
Animalwoolpertinger

The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by WooShell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.882 billion Woolitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 2.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,493 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 320,303 woolians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, even God cannot save you in Woolitania, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 245,886th in the world and 445th in Forest for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.73 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 19thMost Cheerful Citizens: 35thHealthiest Citizens: 47thHighest Food Quality: 78thMost Developed: 91stLongest Average Lifespans: 104thSmartest Citizens: 132ndMost Pacifist: 135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 149thMost Secular: 150thLeast Corrupt Governments: 192ndNicest Citizens: 235thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 392ndHighest Economic Output: 419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 553rdHighest Crime Rates: 565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 585thMost Inclusive: 697thMost Compassionate Citizens: 733rdMost Efficient Economies: 926thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,226thLargest Populations: 1,382ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,488thHighest Average Incomes: 1,848thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,063rdTop
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Best Weather: 2,792ndRudest Citizens: 5,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,023rdLargest Governments: 7,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,488thTop
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Most Influential: 15,631stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,334thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,840th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, even God cannot save you in Woolitania.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Woolitanian stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.

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