The Kingdom of Womble 72 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.647 billion Womble 72ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The very strong Womble 72ian economy, worth 489 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,953 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 72's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 72 is ranked 250,882^nd in the world and 701^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.62 law-abiding acts per hour.