The Kingdom of Womble 1221 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.837 billion Womble 1221ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Womble 1221ian economy, worth 377 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,342 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,117 per year while the poor average 2,403, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1221's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1221 is ranked 269,688^th in the world and 2,983^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.