The Bear Colony of Wols Kooda is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The first Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 1.463 billion kodanias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodlinsky. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kodania economy, worth 126 trillion lins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,758 lins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wols Kooda's national animal is the Cool bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wols Kooda is ranked 26,660^th in the world and 762^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,922.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.