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Most Secular: 12thSmartest Citizens: 55thMost Cultured: 112th
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Population17.346 billion

LeaderArch-Mage Mario


The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.346 billion Wizardonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,654 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,617 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and all the playground's a stage for Wizardonian schoolchildren. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 111,384th in the world and 293rd in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,369.33 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Secular: 12thSmartest Citizens: 55thMost Cultured: 112thLargest Publishing Industry: 153rdMost Pacifist: 154thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 165thHighest Food Quality: 172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 176thNicest Citizens: 231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 250thMost Compassionate Citizens: 252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 267thMost Inclusive: 268thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274thHighest Poor Incomes: 296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rdLargest Governments: 404thMost Efficient Economies: 446thHighest Average Tax Rates: 522ndMost Developed: 525thLowest Crime Rates: 536thSafest: 556thLongest Average Lifespans: 589thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 609thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 692ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 721stHealthiest Citizens: 863rdHighest Average Incomes: 955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,095thHighest Economic Output: 1,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,872ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,270thTop
Most Influential: 2,403rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,604thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,957thBest Weather: 6,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,899thTop
Largest Populations: 12,154thLargest Retail Industry: 16,067thMost Patriotic: 19,341st
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wizardonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, all the playground's a stage for Wizardonian schoolchildren.
  • : Wizardonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibition Of Unwarranted Digital Surveillance".
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Wizardonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Elections".
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Arch-Mage Mario to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Wizardonia endorsed The Planetary Alliance of Jutsa.


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