The Most Serene Republic of Wittlewania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.732 billion Wittlewanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wittle City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wittlewanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion Wittle Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,229 Wittle Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wittlewania's national animal is the Wittle Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wittlewania is ranked 327,421^st in the world and 15,984^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.