You Can't Stop Progress Michael Collins
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Influential: 412thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,261st
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Wit Noreis

Population1.512 billion

LeaderMichael Collins


The Federation of Wit Noreis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael Collins with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.512 billion Wit Noreisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noreistosia. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wit Noreisian economy, worth 179 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,923 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, the dartboard at the Wit Noreisian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Michael Collins's face, gossip magazines have pictures of Michael Collins sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wit Noreis's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Wit Noreis is ranked 172,144th in the world and 8,259th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Influential: 412thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,261stSafest: 2,921stMost Pacifist: 3,575thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,609thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,762ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,278thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,672ndNicest Citizens: 6,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,640thMost Inclusive: 6,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,380thMost Developed: 9,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,584thLargest Governments: 9,677thLowest Crime Rates: 9,799thBest Weather: 9,868thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,259thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,167thSmartest Citizens: 12,540thMost Secular: 12,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,121stMost Cultured: 14,709thMost Income Equality: 15,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,781stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,018thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,246th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156th in the regionSafest: 157th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 181st in the regionMost Pacifist: 207th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 255th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 329th in the regionNicest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Inclusive: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 417th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 422nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 461st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 467th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 472nd in the regionLargest Governments: 475th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 515th in the regionBest Weather: 519th in the regionMost Developed: 545th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 597th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 600th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 644th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 662nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 682nd in the regionMost Secular: 686th in the regionMost Cultured: 701st in the regionMost Income Equality: 788th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 818th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 981st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, gossip magazines have pictures of Michael Collins sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, the dartboard at the Wit Noreisian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Michael Collins's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Wit Noreis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Wit Noreis was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".


World Assembly

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