The Federation of Wit Noreis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michael Collins with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.973 billion Wit Noreisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noreistosia. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wit Noreisian economy, worth 241 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,397 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wit Noreis's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wit Noreis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Wit Noreis was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle.
- : Wit Noreis was endorsed by The New Potato Empire of Comfed.
- : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
- : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location.
- : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Wit Noreis was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
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