The Borderlands of Wisty and O is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 437 million Jorgies enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Jorge economy, worth 26.4 trillion Yeetuses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,494 Yeetuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,891 per year while the poor average 3,792, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wisty and O's national animal is the Gray, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wisty and O is ranked 43,683^rd in the world and 1^st in OooooLand now with less ooos for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 57,167.14 Standard Monetary Units.