The Queen's State of Wishkah Bridge is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.99 billion Wishkah Bridgeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Wishkah Bridgean economy, worth 106 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,437 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, nudity is frowned upon, political activists are routinely executed, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wishkah Bridge's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wishkah Bridge is ranked 58,374^th in the world and 1^st in Bangui for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.13 law-abiding acts per hour.