The United Federation of Wisconsin Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tommy Jefferson with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.248 billion Wisconsinites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Madison. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisconsinite economy, worth 162 trillion Wisconsin Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,387 Wisconsin Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, Wisconsin Republic is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisconsin Republic's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wisconsin Republic is ranked 24,257^th in the world and 754^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 55.7 quips per hour.