The Forest Kingdom of Wireennas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jozzulon II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.143 billion Wireennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wepmore Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wireennasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Clofolings a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 241,980 Clofolings, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, and the government has become increasingly militant. Crime is moderate. Wireennas's national animal is the Forest Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ilevisha.

Wireennas is ranked 167,246^th in the world and 3,203^rd in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 117.25 cheeks per square mile.