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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thMost Compassionate Citizens: 600thMost Pacifist: 679th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Wind beetles

Population3.896 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Wind beetles is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.896 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Windian economy, worth 769 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 197,523 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Wind beetles, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Wind beetles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wind beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Wind beetles is ranked 274,616th in the world and 95th in World of Beetles for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thMost Compassionate Citizens: 600thMost Pacifist: 679thNicest Citizens: 680thLargest Welfare Programs: 693rdSafest: 768thLeast Corrupt Governments: 821stMost Inclusive: 851stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,171stMost Secular: 1,589thHighest Food Quality: 1,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,704thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,712thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,939thLargest Governments: 2,147thBest Weather: 2,282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,395thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,648thMost Developed: 2,694thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,801stHealthiest Citizens: 2,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,006thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,051stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,201stMost Cultured: 3,487thSmartest Citizens: 3,584thMost Efficient Economies: 3,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,541stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,229thHighest Average Incomes: 7,834thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,599thTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,493rd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Wind beetles.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Wind beetles.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so".
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, Santa Claus is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind beetles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.

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