The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XXXVIII is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 1.699 billion Wildthyme on Top XXXVIIIians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wildthyme on Top XXXVIIIian economy, worth 61.8 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,370 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXXVIII's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wildthyme on Top XXXVIII is ranked 48,404^th in the world and 9^th in Fukuoka for Most Patriotic, with 34.18 flags saluted per person per day.