The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XXXVII is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 1.451 billion Wildthyme on Top XXXVIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wildthyme on Top XXXVIIian economy, worth 82.5 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,881 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXXVII's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wildthyme on Top XXXVII is ranked 267,343^rd in the world and 84^th in Fukuoka for Nudest, with 54 cheeks per square mile.