The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XXXIV is a massive, genial nation, notable for its digital currency and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.42 billion Wildthyme on Top XXXIVians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wildthyme on Top XXXIVian economy, worth 48.6 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,257 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Wildthyme on Top XXXIV City skyline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXXIV's national animal is the fox.

Wildthyme on Top XXXIV is ranked 248,000^th in the world and 77^th in Fukuoka for Nudest, with 72 cheeks per square mile.