The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XXXIII is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 1.706 billion Wildthyme on Top XXXIIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wildthyme on Top XXXIIIian economy, worth 81.6 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,849 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXXIII's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wildthyme on Top XXXIII is ranked 85,293^rd in the world and 35^th in Fukuoka for Most Pacifist, with 84.51 cheeks turned per day.