The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XXXI is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.478 billion Wildthyme on Top XXXIians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Wildthyme on Top XXXIian economy, worth 41.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,939 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and billions of bitcoins are being poured into a space program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXXI's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wildthyme on Top XXXI is ranked 66,965^th in the world and 16^th in Fukuoka for Safest, scoring 97.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.