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The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wildthyme on Top XXXian economy, worth 53.2 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,080 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars are banned, one does not simply walk into the tundra, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and when their backs are against the walls Wildthyme on Top XXXians look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXX's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wildthyme on Top XXX is ranked 245,719^th in the world and 74^th in Fukuoka for Nudest, with 74.25 cheeks per square mile.