The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XXIX is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.457 billion Wildthyme on Top XXIXians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wildthyme on Top XXIXian economy, worth 68.3 trillion francs a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,903 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXIX's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wildthyme on Top XXIX is ranked 114,743^rd in the world and 34^th in Fukuoka for Safest, scoring 79.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.