The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XIV is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.399 billion Wildthyme on Top XIVians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.0%.

The Wildthyme on Top XIVian economy, worth 62.3 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,505 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, the statue in the Sajak Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Wildthyme on Top XIV's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XIV's national animal is the kiwi.

Wildthyme on Top XIV is ranked 222,637^th in the world and 76^th in Fukuoka for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,483.41 Standard Monetary Units.