The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XIII is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.653 billion Wildthyme on Top XIIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The thriving Wildthyme on Top XIIIian economy, worth 112 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 68,324 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XIII's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wildthyme on Top XIII is ranked 54,413^th in the world and 14^th in Fukuoka for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,384 on the Societal Mobility Rating.