Population | 7.343 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Wild beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.343 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Wildian economy, worth a remarkable 1,941 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,451 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ringa Beetles's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Wild beetles is ranked 36,622nd in the world and 97th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.36564238548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ringa Beetles's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Wild beetles, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.