The Federal Republic of WhoWhoWhoWho is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.551 billion WhoWhoWhoWhoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bubo Bubo. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient WhoWhoWhoWhoan economy, worth 201 trillion Talons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,607 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown. WhoWhoWhoWho's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

WhoWhoWhoWho is ranked 167,585^th in the world and 107^th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 24.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.