The L and E art of Wheopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bigg Whooper with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.222 billion Wheopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wheppania. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wheopian economy, worth 240 trillion Rubaiahs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,018 Rubaiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the Wheopian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wheopia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hindu.

Wheopia is ranked 26,162^nd in the world and 87^th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,000.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.