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Least Corrupt Governments: 464thSafest: 1,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,183rd
The Glorious Federation of
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Population3.844 billion



The Glorious Federation of Whatevernext is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.844 billion Whatevernextians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Whatevernextian economy, worth 537 trillion groats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,714 groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whatevernext's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatevernext is ranked 44,221st in the world and 1,114th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 63.03 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Least Corrupt Governments: 464thSafest: 1,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,183rdMost Influential: 1,400thNicest Citizens: 1,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,014thMost Pacifist: 2,198thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,349thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,440thMost Inclusive: 2,500thBest Weather: 2,608thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,675thTop
Highest Food Quality: 3,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,198thHealthiest Citizens: 4,533rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,644thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,458thRudest Citizens: 5,596thMost Developed: 5,967thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,453rdLargest Governments: 6,739thSmartest Citizens: 7,718thMost Cultured: 7,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,190thNudest: 11,139thLowest Crime Rates: 12,391stTop
Most Secular: 14,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,164thMost Efficient Economies: 20,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,727th
Least Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Safest: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionNudest: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 82nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 108th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionMost Politically Free: 167th in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 193rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Whatevernext endorsed The Free Nation of Passany.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Whatevernext was endorsed by The Free Nation of Passany.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 109 » Marxmeans, Vulga, Picuros, Maxuus, Bibliophilius, Uinted Communist of Africa, Saint Shepard, Luftetia, Huelistan, The palace of God 2, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Americ anfootball, Illeron, Phallas, Feyrisshire, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Transbiansylvania, Soviet Canuckia, Ganjallia, Socialist Heronia, Globialia, The Greater Tulsa Area, Natiri, Tewi, Virdmar, Floreznia, Karelianastan, Council of America, Greater Nitrania, Stershumbaamistan, Old Mare, Therlica, Dudaev, Rubumba, Saorta, Amogus diwan, United States of Stalinia, Pyralspite, Maogeji, New Karov, Lilshire, Unified Communist Councils, Kethania, Debordan, Keltische, Seungli, Bruzzundunga, Shamian, Slakchtreen, and 59 others.Solova, Tastiana, Grebanistan, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, United States of Buffaloia, Kheltchistan, Alesana, Luwendr, South iberian, Norisaving, Far Ordiandendii, People Republic Cuba, Oubaograd, Councilist Communes, Bryophia, Timofeyland, Saint Basilia, Soviet State of Covernant, Borealian Communes, Peoples Motherland, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Socialist Zorolia, Free Eureve, Proletariana, Uniconia, Rubarus, Pangeaeae, The Aquaria, The Bon Fa Islands, Kitchen Nation, Wice, HollowCrown, Sopielepit, East Shancia, Empire of china, Rouvenor, The Steephills, Rohvenn, Afronovia, Soberanos-Socialistas, The Achterhoek, 104 Partisans, The Transmanian Islands, The Movion, Sunsetshimmer, Arpol, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Old Corus, Vinidad, Europa volksdemokratisch sozialistisch, Pogging Through The Pain, Heitoria, Flying-Penguins, Goshnia and Goshnigovina, Repolaa, and Passany.