The City of Wetaskiwin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.185 billion Wetaskiwinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Wetaskiwinian economy, worth 86.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 73,272 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wetaskiwin's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wetaskiwin is ranked 230,337^th in the world and 67^th in Terranova for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.