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long live the Westphaliean Grand Queen
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 679thMost Influential: 1,635th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Westphalie

Population1.339 billion

CapitalFort Troutorya
Leaderthe Westphaliean Grand Queen
Faithnormo-westphalieanism

Currencyкрон
Animaltrout

The Queendom of Westphalie is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Westphaliean Grand Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.339 billion Queen's obedient subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Troutorya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Westphaliean economy, worth 183 trillion кронs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,691 кронs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 812,133 per year while the poor average 10,563, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, tens of thousands of Queen's obedient subjects rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Westphaliean throne, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westphalie's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is normo-westphalieanism.

Westphalie is ranked 128,222nd in the world and 6,050th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 29.49 quips per hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 679thMost Influential: 1,635thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,151stMost Secular: 3,237thNudest: 5,250thMost Patriotic: 5,455thMost Conservative: 5,667thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,326thLargest Retail Industry: 8,498thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,849thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,956thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,682ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,128thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,600thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,569thLargest Black Market: 16,719thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,480thHighest Average Incomes: 19,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,842ndMost Authoritarian: 19,895thMost Efficient Economies: 20,534thBest Weather: 20,741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,489th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 122nd in the regionNudest: 161st in the regionMost Secular: 167th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionMost Patriotic: 240th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 247th in the regionMost Conservative: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 311th in the regionLargest Black Market: 324th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 404th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 406th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 431st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 461st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 462nd in the regionMost Influential: 526th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 561st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 659th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 700th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 751st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 835th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 862nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 896th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 943rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 965th in the regionBest Weather: 1,025th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,076th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,187th in the region

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