The Commonwealth Kingdom of Western Scarborough and Glaschu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ferguson MSGE with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.307 billion Western Scarboroughans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larkshire-in- Wyndcliff'n Netherglade. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The strong Western Scarboroughan economy, worth 83.3 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,699 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Western Scarborough and Glaschu are born in the purple, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Scarborough and Glaschu's national animal is the Greu Panther and its national religion is Scarboroughan Lutheran.

Western Scarborough and Glaschu is ranked 162,971^st in the world and 11^th in The Commonwealth League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.11 law-abiding acts per hour.