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Don't die, don't kill anyone
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 75th
The Republic of
Anarchy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Western Santos

Population28.313 billion

CapitalSao Vicente
LeaderBob
FaithBobistanity

CurrencyShrapnel
AnimalMongoose

The Republic of Western Santos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.313 billion Western Santosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Vicente. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Western Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 12,968 trillion Shrapnels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 458,028 Shrapnels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,443,549 per year while the poor average 45,119, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, one can wake up in Western Santos and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Western Santos's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bobistanity.

Western Santos is ranked 86,639th in the world and 85th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 530.60745902212 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 75thLargest Gambling Industry: 90thHighest Drug Use: 92ndMost Armed: 98thMost Avoided: 120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 126thRudest Citizens: 139thFattest Citizens: 150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 157thMost Rebellious Youth: 217thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 222ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 238thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 258thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 305thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 411thLargest Retail Industry: 413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 442ndHighest Economic Output: 452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 507thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 569thLargest Insurance Industry: 572ndHighest Average Incomes: 655thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,252ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,997thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,212thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,006thMost Politically Free: 3,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,630thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,262ndLargest Populations: 5,334thSmartest Citizens: 5,622ndMost Cultured: 6,428thMost Inclusive: 7,186thMost Efficient Economies: 8,253rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,007thMost Secular: 11,564thMost Influential: 14,614thTop
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Nudest: 15,646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,559thLargest Black Market: 19,909thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,417thMost Extreme: 24,958thMost Pro-Market: 28,159thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,873rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, one can wake up in Western Santos and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
  • : Western Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Santos, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.

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