Population | 28.313 billion |
Capital | Sao Vicente |
Leader | Bob |
Faith | Bobistanity |
Currency | Shrapnel |
Animal | Mongoose |
The Republic of Western Santos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.313 billion Western Santosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Vicente. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Western Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 12,968 trillion Shrapnels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 458,028 Shrapnels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,443,549 per year while the poor average 45,119, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.
Visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, one can wake up in Western Santos and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Western Santos's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bobistanity.
Western Santos is ranked 86,639th in the world and 85th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 530.60745902212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, one can wake up in Western Santos and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
- : Western Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
- : Following new legislation in Western Santos, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.