Unity in Autocracy, Peace through Firepower.
Highest Poor Incomes: 183rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 513th
The Autocratic Holdings of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.816 billion

CapitalUylivirmin Hold
LeaderAldrikhayiss Foreign-Born


The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aldrikhayiss Foreign-Born with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.816 billion Westenhaldidaliv are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Westenhaldidal economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 405,890 Uvigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Veltirissychianism.

Westenhald is ranked 3,460th in the world and 106th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 148.17 quips per hour.

Highest Poor Incomes: 183rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 513thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514thMost Patriotic: 599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 625thMost Secular: 656thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 754thMost Influential: 808thMost Corrupt Governments: 869thHighest Average Incomes: 886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,003rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,144thMost Developed: 1,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,206thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,277thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,339thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,359thLargest Governments: 1,637thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,679thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,727thLargest Black Market: 2,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,297thHealthiest Citizens: 2,484thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,396thSmartest Citizens: 3,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,732ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,496thMost Inclusive: 4,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,822ndHighest Food Quality: 5,623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,509thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,007thMost Authoritarian: 7,827thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,315thMost Income Equality: 12,076thMost Cultured: 13,084thBest Weather: 13,523rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 18,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,100thMost Conservative: 19,590th
Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 95th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 133rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 150th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 239th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 325th in the regionMost Cultured: 395th in the regionBest Weather: 442nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 444th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 550th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 634th in the regionMost Extreme: 701st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 830th in the regionMost Stationary: 853rd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,072nd in the regionMost Conservative: 1,072nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,082nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Westenhald voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Westenhald was endorsed by The Dominion of Celsia.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 257 » Marinho Islands, Holota, Aidenfieeld, Corgitopiaa, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Nowa Europa, Treir, Rebel-topia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Uvalor, Blaash, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Fasire, Tsunamy, Dirkistan, Beepee, Zaelith, Ralphburg, Bear Connors Paradiso, Curlyhoward, Aschenburg, Jehenna, Drystar, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Abarri, The Solar System Scope, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Doraya, Southern Numenor, The naked people, USNE2018, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Amerion, Kiasu-ism, Linden Oak, Centristvill, Western Fardelshufflestein, Blondiesland, Itani, PenguinPies, Ullan, Sanden, Darakin, Unielvan Millorvium, and 207 others.Dankstergrad, Rectionk, Antarctic Empires, Oxyliteral, Menesynchro, Unojo, Aoz, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Isokenzar, Sthalrim, South Caleblan, The Stolen Lands, RestartAll, New Qafedemar, Indolos, Noimosini, Rad Asia, Shefino, Myndia, Privatore, Valdutz, Truskawkoland, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Doundaly, Depressed Nation, A leftover country, Sedunn, West Pastafaria, Jammlandia, Banglazstrogaria, Andinla, Canmore, Anserisa, Centia Deran, Myness, North Kanuckistan, Dereistic, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Freedoom, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, Eddonia, Katikstan, Calistan, South Western Korea, Enlightened Australasia, Los Lonley Boys, Superioria, Walloonia, Pax Dracon, South Blossom, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Transtemporal Shifts, Farengeto, Herbert Island, Ebonhand, United States of Belvaria, Kiani, Beblahbleblo, Kaleidescooptopia, FreeFishers, Tyflugian, Auphelia, Saint Horror, New Sanet, North Lunch, Sozlanden, Danily, Giolmia, Holy Free, Sutarianesia, Geekvia, Shuckle Empire, Great Marsinia, Straknov, Anatasha, Linguiniland, Faria Thew, Bavaristan, Imperium Sempiternum, Land of Mari, Drew Durrnil, Kricivk, Shintoese, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Malmsia, Saciu, Seccuste, Flumenvallis, Yaravia, Photoplier, GERMAN EMPIER, Sandaoguo, Kringalia, Laamiva, Confederacy of Kua Toine, Equal and United Scientists, Virconea-Milatia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Hanguk-Nippon, Ambitchous, New American Dictatorship, Aurcania, Ostavaria, Yutogolan, Gonrati, Arvan Irawer, Nori Natto, Flaksis, Stella-Arga, Bod Wareenaland, Ambirich, The United Pitcairn Islands, Eflad, Cereskia 2, Arscanesia, Of the european socialist republics, Dutania, The Haughtherlands, Andrendia, Alaninia, Piscantium, PsiCorps, The Imperial Of Notsep, Omalayia, Respackjakenrhace, Doriander, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Zoskar, Valansten, The Woragopiria, America Gone Wrong, Immund, Raidener, Pendelk, Cucutenium, Amonguitos, Erstavik, Wisconsin Republic, Tiazan, Achemar, Mulvan, Stephastan, Kanatian Percocet, Ukraine Emprie, Chernaya Zvezda, Sou Avida, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, A Place Somewhere, Elora Nation, Willing Mind, Makinius, Ever Testing, Havenfell, Castraebar, Venezia Pacifica, Donat Invadia, Great Lothian, Berusturg, Mavenu, Isovet, Ipugao, Pavel420, Sharafi, Figlandia, Eastern Bahia, The Kies, Sinhsey, Mendogreen, Esterwood, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Martiland, Jaznhujkel, Leimarite Empire, Brazilian impero2, New Crownea, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Silmad, Saint Roberts, The republic of Konsa, Lauramerica, Sul Rotice, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, TescoPepsi, Fiparna, Khal Papax, Biwaki, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Comfed, Distalkis, Kaldosky, Pentes, Bistritza, Eae, Veromia, Shadeth, Merevane, and Celsia.