The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aldrikhayiss Foreign-Born with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.816 billion Westenhaldidaliv are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Westenhaldidal economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 405,890 Uvigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Veltirissychianism.

Westenhald is ranked 3,460^th in the world and 106^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 148.17 quips per hour.