The Republic of West Swedania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eimhear with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.653 billion West Swedanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Middangeard. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming West Swedanian economy, worth 362 trillion Swedanian crowns a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,961 Swedanian crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, group hugs break out during floor votes, Eimhear is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Swedania's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pludathos.

West Swedania is ranked 70,646^th in the world and 2,769^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,768.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.