The Kingdom of West Pangasinan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Carlos de Rivera with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 5.111 billion West Pangasinenses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Carlos City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pangasinense economy, worth 619 trillion Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,249 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, billions of Pesos are spent to take high-quality photos of the Haribon Nebula, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pangasinan's national animal is the Haribon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahlerist Christianity.

West Pangasinan is ranked 102,514^th in the world and 1,355^th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 166.5 cheeks per square mile.