The Empire above all
Most Influential: 1,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,382nd
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West Heisen

Population3.624 billion

LeaderWalther D Garamond

CurrencyHeisenian Mark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Grand Empire of West Heisen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Walther D Garamond with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.624 billion West Heisenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aster. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient West Heisenian economy, worth 584 trillion Heisenian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 161,270 Heisenian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Golden Eagle hunting institutions, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, and citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Heisen's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

West Heisen is ranked 196,194th in the world and 287th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring -333.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 1,578thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,382ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,730thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,008thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,014thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,045thMost Avoided: 5,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,440thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,196thLargest Black Market: 8,704thLowest Crime Rates: 9,924thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,342ndMost Developed: 13,704thMost Efficient Economies: 14,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,158thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,720thLargest Mining Sector: 17,137thMost Conservative: 17,847thSmartest Citizens: 18,748thLargest Governments: 20,574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,727th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 5th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the region

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