Population | 6.762 billion |
Capital | Lynxandis |
Leader | Supreme President Viktor Potatovich |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Croastian Communist Rubles |
Animal | Five-Eyed Lynx |
The Communist Utopian Land of West Croastia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme President Viktor Potatovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.762 billion West Croastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynxandis. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient West Croastian economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion Croastian Communist Rubleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,292 Croastian Communist Rubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Propaganda posters remind citizens that 'opinions are treason', aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, many aides in Supreme President Viktor Potatovich's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and statues of Supreme President Viktor Potatovich can be found on every street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Croastia's national animal is the Five-Eyed Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
West Croastia is ranked 199,046th in the world and 5,202nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 48.56255225328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, statues of Supreme President Viktor Potatovich can be found on every street.
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, many aides in Supreme President Viktor Potatovich's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : West Croastia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, propaganda posters remind citizens that 'opinions are treason'.
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists.
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, the government operates on the idea that you can't be betrayed if you get your betrayals in first and fastest.
- : Following new legislation in West Croastia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.