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Our potatoes reach the feet of God himself! Supreme President Viktor Potatovich
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,944thLowest Crime Rates: 6,270th
The Communist Utopian Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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West Croastia

Population6.762 billion

CapitalLynxandis
LeaderSupreme President Viktor Potatovich
FaithAtheism

CurrencyCroastian Communist Rubles
AnimalFive-Eyed Lynx

The Communist Utopian Land of West Croastia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme President Viktor Potatovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.762 billion West Croastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynxandis. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Croastian economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion Croastian Communist Rubleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,292 Croastian Communist Rubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Propaganda posters remind citizens that 'opinions are treason', aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, many aides in Supreme President Viktor Potatovich's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and statues of Supreme President Viktor Potatovich can be found on every street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Croastia's national animal is the Five-Eyed Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

West Croastia is ranked 199,046th in the world and 5,202nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 48.56255225328 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,944thLowest Crime Rates: 6,270thSafest: 7,295thMost Cultured: 7,422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,555thHealthiest Citizens: 8,148thMost Developed: 8,465thMost Efficient Economies: 8,692ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,854thLargest Governments: 9,301stSmartest Citizens: 10,312thNicest Citizens: 10,597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,989thHighest Food Quality: 12,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,531stHighest Average Incomes: 13,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,658thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,581stMost Authoritarian: 18,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,291stMost Patriotic: 19,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,165thHighest Economic Output: 23,210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,704thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,337thMost Secular: 26,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,055thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28,656th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 328th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 365th in the regionMost Cultured: 383rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 417th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 417th in the regionSafest: 430th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 475th in the regionMost Developed: 486th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 538th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 581st in the regionNicest Citizens: 594th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 629th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 695th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 708th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 775th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 796th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 809th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 828th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,013th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,042nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,045th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,048th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, statues of Supreme President Viktor Potatovich can be found on every street.
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, many aides in Supreme President Viktor Potatovich's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : West Croastia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, propaganda posters remind citizens that 'opinions are treason'.
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, the government operates on the idea that you can't be betrayed if you get your betrayals in first and fastest.
  • : Following new legislation in West Croastia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.

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