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Most Primitive: 25thMost Ignorant Citizens: 36thMost Devout: 53rd
The Red Bolivarian States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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West Calypso

Population9.7 billion

CapitalTropico
LeaderNicolás Maduro
FaithMadurology

CurrencyMinoan tala
Animallittle owl

The Red Bolivarian States of West Calypso is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nicolás Maduro with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.7 billion West Calypsoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tropico. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient West Calypsoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion Minoan tala a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,359 Minoan tala, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. West Calypso's national animal is the little owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Madurology.

West Calypso is ranked 264,009th in the world and 1st in West Calypso for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -963.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 25thMost Ignorant Citizens: 36thMost Devout: 53rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 228thMost Corrupt Governments: 232ndMost Avoided: 398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 539thLowest Crime Rates: 834thMost Authoritarian: 884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,063rdLargest Black Market: 1,217thMost Conservative: 1,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,370thFattest Citizens: 1,625thMost Extreme: 1,753rdMost Patriotic: 2,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,188thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,273rdLargest Governments: 2,378thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,711thNudest: 4,609thHighest Average Incomes: 6,945thHighest Economic Output: 9,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,119thTop
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Most Stationary: 21,193rdMost Influential: 23,698th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Calypso was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : West Calypso was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in West Calypso, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.

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