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Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔 Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 195thMost Devout: 307thMost Primitive: 368th
The Military-Industrial Complex of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Handshaker
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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West Barack and East Obama

Population5.46 billion

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderEternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
FaithObramahamic Faith

Currencypint of Guinness
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The Military-Industrial Complex of West Barack and East Obama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.46 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The powerhouse Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion pints of Guinness a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,329 pints of Guinness, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cities are engulfed by smog, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obramahamic Faith.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 299,775th in the world and 22nd in Sonnel for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.42 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 195thMost Devout: 307thMost Primitive: 368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408thMost Ignorant Citizens: 696thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,980thMost Patriotic: 2,077thLowest Crime Rates: 2,322ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,636thLargest Black Market: 3,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,964thLargest Governments: 4,787thHighest Average Incomes: 4,806thBest Weather: 5,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,525thMost Authoritarian: 7,171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,832ndMost Conservative: 13,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,941stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20,542ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,363rdHighest Economic Output: 21,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,409thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,420thHealthiest Citizens: 26,428thLargest Mining Sector: 26,535thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,923rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the region

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