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Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔 Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 188thMost Devout: 302ndMost Primitive: 329th
The Military-Industrial Complex of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Truckler
Internal Officer
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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West Barack and East Obama

Population4.164 billion

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderEternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
FaithObramahamic Faith

Currencypint of Guinness
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The Military-Industrial Complex of West Barack and East Obama is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.164 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The powerhouse Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion pints of Guinness a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,269 pints of Guinness, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, the state believes that children are what you make of them, cities are engulfed by smog, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obramahamic Faith.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 82,491st in the world and 10th in Sonnel for Most Stationary, with 582.7782034106 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 188thMost Devout: 302ndMost Primitive: 329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 418thMost Ignorant Citizens: 680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 805thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,167thMost Patriotic: 1,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,847thLowest Crime Rates: 2,444thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,559thLargest Black Market: 4,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,170thHighest Average Incomes: 4,590thLargest Governments: 4,858thBest Weather: 4,917thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,941stMost Authoritarian: 7,674thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,885thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,382ndMost Conservative: 13,957thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,909thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,830thLargest Mining Sector: 24,491stHealthiest Citizens: 25,267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,094thHighest Economic Output: 26,870thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,591st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the state believes that children are what you make of them.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, foreign governments regularly accuse the Obaman military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.

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