Population | 5.46 billion |
Capital | Jakartington WB |
Leader | Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama |
Faith | Obramahamic Faith |
Currency | pint of Guinness |
Animal | red-blooded patriotic bald eagle |
The Military-Industrial Complex of West Barack and East Obama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.46 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The powerhouse Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion pints of Guinness a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,329 pints of Guinness, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Cities are engulfed by smog, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obramahamic Faith.
West Barack and East Obama is ranked 299,775th in the world and 22nd in Sonnel for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.42 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : West Barack and East Obama lodged a message on the Sonnel Regional Message Board.
- : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve.
- : West Barack and East Obama's influence in Sonnel rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.