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Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔 Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181stMost Devout: 306thMost Primitive: 347th
The Military-Industrial Complex of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Truckler
Internal Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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West Barack and East Obama

Population3.955 billion

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderEternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
FaithObramahamic Faith

Currencypint of Guinness
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The Military-Industrial Complex of West Barack and East Obama is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.955 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The powerhouse Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion pints of Guinness a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,269 pints of Guinness, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, the state believes that children are what you make of them, cities are engulfed by smog, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obramahamic Faith.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 17,811th in the world and 3rd in Sonnel for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 365,030 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181stMost Devout: 306thMost Primitive: 347thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 410thMost Ignorant Citizens: 702ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 777thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,131stMost Patriotic: 1,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,425thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,157thLargest Black Market: 4,289thHighest Average Incomes: 4,428thLargest Governments: 4,815thBest Weather: 4,913thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,946thMost Authoritarian: 7,374thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,823rdMost Conservative: 13,098thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,422ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,754thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,080thLargest Mining Sector: 23,828thHealthiest Citizens: 24,370thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,527thHighest Economic Output: 28,242ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,718th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the state believes that children are what you make of them.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, foreign governments regularly accuse the Obaman military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.

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