A speech a day keeps those leeches away. Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,105thMost Secular: 1,137th
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Wese Zippopiteradgil

Population9.085 billion

CapitalThe Silvern City
LeaderOverlord Apu Abuhabuhai
FaithThe Endless


The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.085 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,480 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,016 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Endless.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 259,174th in the world and 12,317th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -171.86 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,105thMost Secular: 1,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,602ndMost Influential: 1,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,409thLargest Black Market: 2,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,702ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,967thHighest Average Incomes: 3,049thMost Developed: 4,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,656thSmartest Citizens: 5,220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,376thLowest Crime Rates: 6,233rdHighest Economic Output: 7,321stLargest Retail Industry: 7,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,747thLargest Governments: 8,026thMost Efficient Economies: 8,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,626thMost Cultured: 8,641stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,959thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,401stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,535thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,198thTop
Most Stationary: 14,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,469thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,868thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,227thMost Income Equality: 22,651st
Highest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 212th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 231st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 231st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 240th in the regionMost Cultured: 253rd in the regionMost Stationary: 266th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 287th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 306th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 307th in the regionLargest Populations: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 470th in the regionRudest Citizens: 535th in the regionNudest: 565th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 664th in the regionMost Patriotic: 705th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 839th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 856th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 868th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 897th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,140th in the region

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